Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: I have all of your knowledge but could fit in your hands.
What am I?
Answer: Your brain.
Question: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot!
Question: An empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on. At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. At the third stop 25 get off.
How many people are on the bus at this point?
Answer: Just 1, the driver.
Question: How can forty elephants have forty-fore heads?
Answer: All of the forty elephants have foreheads.
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