Funny Riddles

Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?

Question: What do thief's get for stealing calendars?

Question: Why don't mountains catch colds?

Question: When I am released to the wind,
you look away and you pretend,
but away your friends I will send.

What am I?

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?