Funny Riddles

Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Question: A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?

Question: How many apples grow on a tree?

Question: A truck driver is going opposite traffic on a one-way street. A police officer sees him but doesn't stop him.Why didn't the police officer stop him?

Question: If a pirate was to join the military, what branch of the armed service would they probably go in to?