Funny Riddles

 
Tall king (medium)

By jena

Question: What do you call a king who is 12 inches tall?


Question: What has no friends, crippling depression, and serious trust issues?

Kiss of Pain (medium)

By jena

Question: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Black cat (medium)

By jena

Question: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

By jena

Question: What did the blanket say to the bed?