Question: If it takes three men two days to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half of a hole?
Answer: You can't dig half of a hole, a hole's a hole. As soon as digging starts there is a hole, so there is also half a hole.
Question: There are two planes. One is going from New York to London at a speed of 600 MPH. The other is traveling from London to New York at a speed of 500 MPH.
When the planes meet which one will be closer to London?
Answer: They will be the same distance away when they meet.
Question: A farmer has a ton of strange animals, but he has to sell one of them. He has a pig with two tails, a cow with two utters, a horse with two right hooves, and a chicken with only three toes on each foot.
To keep his livestock as weird as possible, what animal should he sell?
Answer: The horse, all of them have two right hooves!
Question: I join you in battle, fist clenched tight.
We pound three times with all our might.
If my rival decides he will sign for peace;
I'll crush him, and the fight will cease.
But if he lays his hand down flat;
I'll suffer defeat, that is that.
What am I?
Answer: The rock in rock-paper-scissors.
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