Funny Riddles

Question: Why would a hair stylist rather cut the hair of two brunettes than one red head?

Question: If it takes three men two days to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half of a hole?

Question: What did the red light say to the green light?

Question: There are two planes. One is going from New York to London at a speed of 600 MPH. The other is traveling from London to New York at a speed of 500 MPH.

When the planes meet which one will be closer to London?

Question: A farmer has a ton of strange animals, but he has to sell one of them. He has a pig with two tails, a cow with two utters, a horse with two right hooves, and a chicken with only three toes on each foot.

To keep his livestock as weird as possible, what animal should he sell?