Funny Riddles

Question: What asks but never answers?

Question: Snow White had the dwarfs were having dinner. The dwarfs asked for more food so snow white got them more.

How many seconds did she take?

Question: Change a long pause into a short one by doubling a letter.What are the words?

Question: Two men went into a restaurant. They sat at a table and the waiter came by and asked, "What do you want to drink?"

The first man said, "I'll have H₂0."

The second man said, "I'll have H₂0 too."

The second man died.

Why?

Question: What sport starts with a T, has four letters, and is played around the world?