Funny Riddles

Question: Angel and Dory were found on the ground gasping for air surrounded by glass and water. The person who found them quickly got a glass of water for them and they were fine.

What happened to Angel and Dory?

Question: How do you share 34 apples among 33 people?

Question: A farmer has a ton of strange animals, but he has to sell one of them. He has a pig with two tails, a cow with two utters, a horse with two right hooves, and a chicken with only three toes on each foot.

To keep his livestock as weird as possible, what animal should he sell?

Question: Three men rob a store but come out completely changed. Yet they continue robbing other stores.

What kind of store did they first rob?

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?