Funny Riddles

 

Question: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?


Question: To give me to someone I don't belong to is cowardly, but to take me is noble.
I can be a game, but there are no winners.

What am I?

Question: You are surrounded by a 100 foot wide and 100 foot deep moat. You have a 40 foot tall ladder, matches, a gallon of water, and as much rope as you need.

How can you get across the moat?

Question: When is 99 more than 100?

Question: What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?