Funny Riddles

Question: What is the best way to keep your hat from falling off your head?

Question: It takes ten men ten hours to build a certain wall. How long does it take five men to build the same wall?

Question: What is brown and sticky?

Question: Wednesday, Tom and Joe went to a restaurant and ate dinner. When they were done they paid for the food and left. But Tom and Joe didn't pay for the food.

Who did?

Question: A tomato vine is 3 meters long. The bottom foot of the vine doesn't grow any tomatoes but the rest of the vine grows a tomato every 5 inches.

How many vegetables can grow off of the vine?