Funny Riddles

Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Question: I have all of your knowledge but could fit in your hands.

What am I?

Question: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

Question: An empty bus pulls up to a stop and 10 people get on. At the next stop 5 people get off and twice as many people get on as at the first stop. At the third stop 25 get off.

How many people are on the bus at this point?

Question: How can forty elephants have forty-fore heads?