Fun Riddles

 

Question: It dances and skips,
it's read in the eyes but it cheats with the hips,
If it meets its match it's easily caught,
but it's worth nothing if it is bought.
What is it?


Question: A king is on a cross-sea voyage and as soon as they get off of their boats he spots the most beautiful elephant he has ever seen. He decides to take it home, but first, he wants to know its weight.

The largest scale they brought only goes up to 50 pounds. The king demands that his smartest scholar must come up with a solution or pay the consequences. After several days he finally comes up with an answer.

the funny one (medium)

Question: which dress you can not wear?

Question: I brighten your day but live in the shade.

What am I?

Question:

Sad, sick, or sloppy I'll help you out,
Use me right and I'll cover your snout.

What am I?