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Question: What do you call a retired vegetable?
Answer: A has-bean!
Question: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
Answer: To draw the curtains!
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton!
Question: How did the farmer mend his pants?
Answer: With cabbage patches!
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