Best Riddles and Answers

Question: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

Question: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

Question: A deaf man steals a blind man's car. The only person who sees it is a dumb man (he is unable to talk).

How does he tell the blind man his car was stolen without the use of sound?

Question: A guy writes in his journal. He writes "Hey, journal, today I... 'Dinner is ready!' Is what his wife said." But the guy had no wife. How is this possible?

Question: What person sees a funny action and hears a funny word but cannot laugh?