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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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Joke: Where does a fish go when it gets hurt?


Punch line: To the sturgeon.


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Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?


Punch line: Ships and dip.


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Joke: Why can't chemists live in every state?


Punch line: We live in gas everyday, but it's hard to breath in liquids and solids.


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Joke: What do dogs celebrate on October 31st?


Punch line: Bow-wow-ween!


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