Short Jokes

 

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Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?


Punch line: You crack me up!


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Joke: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?


Punch line: Never mind it's too dirty.


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Joke: What do you call a cat that sues a cat?


Punch line: A Clawsuit!


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Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?


Punch line: Drown him in the mainstream.


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Joke: What washes up on really small beaches?


Punch line: Microwaves.


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