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Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?


Punch line: If it is flushed.


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Joke: Why did the pig go into the kitchen?


Punch line: It felt like bacon.


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Joke: What kind of candy gets the giggles?


Punch line: Laffy Taffy.


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Joke: Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers?


Punch line: With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill.


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Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?


Punch line: He's amino acid.


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