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Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?


Punch line: Pedal!


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Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?


Punch line: To get to the body shop.


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Joke: Why is water jealous of citric acid?


Punch line: Citric acid is a lot buffer.


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Joke: Why are so many chemists alcoholics?


Punch line: They know that alcoholic beverages are solutions.


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Joke: What did the cake say to the candle?


Punch line: You're burning my back.


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