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Joke: What's green and spits out flames?


Punch line: Grass, I just lied about the flames.


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Joke: Why does Santa have three gardens?


Punch line: So he can hoe hoe hoe!


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Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.


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Joke: How do you introduce beef to pork?


Punch line: Meat, meet meat.


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Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?


Punch line: A spare I guess.


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