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Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?


Punch line: They can't elope.


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Joke: What church did the raisin attend?


Punch line: Grape Baptist.


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Joke: What do you called a pampered cow?


Punch line: Spoiled milk.


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Joke: What do you call an angry grandpa?


Punch line: Grumps.


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Joke: Why wouldn't 22/7 propose to π?


Punch line: They were close enough (22/7 ≈ π).


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