Short Jokes

Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H₂O. The physicist asks for some H₂O too. The physicist later dies.

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.

Joke: The first twelve months of children's lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.