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Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the window and see!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?


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Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."


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