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Joke: Frankenstein: Witch can you make me lemonade?


Punch line: Witch: Poff! You are lemonade!


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Joke: Have you heard about the mathematical plant?


Punch line: It has square roots!


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Joke: What did one flower say to the other flower?


Punch line: Hey, bud!


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Joke: What did the candle say to the other candle?


Punch line: I'm going out tonight.


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Joke: What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?


Punch line: The full moon because it's lighter!


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