Long Jokes

Joke: roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs to the zoo don't you worry i'll be there too! not in the cage but laughing at you you know why he said that?

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.

Joke: Man: When I get better will I be able to play the piano?
Doctor: Of course.
Man: Cool, I've always wanted to be able to play piano.

Joke: A man called his child's doctor and said: “My son snatched my pen and swallowed it. What do i do?”, and the doctor said: “Until i can get there use a different pen.”

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia been gone! I can't breath for the first time!