Long Jokes

Joke: Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other, "How did you get to the other side!"

The other blonde replies "Don't ask me, you're the one on the other side."

Joke: Mike Tyson walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender sees them and says, "Hey that's cool where did you get that?" The parrot answers, "Africa, there's freaking millions of them."

Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"

The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind

Joke: Two gang members are strolling through the forest when one says, "It's actually pretty scary out here."

The other one replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone out here."