Long Jokes

Joke: Different professions consider the behavior of a missile differently:

A mathematician will calculate where the missile will land.

A physicist will explain how the missile got there.

An engineer will just stand there and try to catch it.

Joke: A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.

The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."

Joke: An Englishman, Frenchman, Spaniard, and a German are walking down the road and see a street performer juggling. The performer notices they are all squinting as they look at him so he asks, "Can you guys see me okay?"

They reply, "Yes" "Oui" "Si" "Ja!"

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"