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Joke: Why did the melon jump into the lake?


Punch line: It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Joke: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?


Punch line: Because he wanted to be on time.


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Joke: What did the frog order at the diner?


Punch line: French flies and a Diet Croak.


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Joke: What did the alien say to the garden?


Punch line: Take me to your weeder!


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Joke: Why don't skeletons fight each other?


Punch line: They don't have the guts!


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