Long Jokes

 

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Joke: What do you call a cow with a twitch?


Punch line: Beef jerky.


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Joke: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?


Punch line: Because Mozart's teacher was Haydn.


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Joke: Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Punch line: Right where you left it.


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Joke: What is a polar bear's favorite food?


Punch line: A burrrr-ito.


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Joke: Why is a lost dalmatian easily found?


Punch line: Because he's always spotted.


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