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Joke: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?


Punch line: He wanted to hit the sack.


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Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?


Punch line: He could relate to the music. Can't touch this!


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Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?


Punch line: He met Schrodinger.


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Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?


Punch line: A monkey.


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Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?


Punch line: No eye deer.


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