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Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?
Punch line: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).
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By michaelrocks
Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?
Punch line: The Bermuda triangle.
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By ajts2012
Joke: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Punch line: Because it's pointless!
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: Why did the cyclops have to close his school?
Punch line: He only had one pupil.
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Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?
Punch line: Make snow angles!
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