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Joke: What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?


Punch line: Me-OW!


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Joke: Why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?


Punch line: Because it was a mothball!


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Joke: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?


Punch line: She was caught taking a brake!


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Joke: What do you say to the "Dye" when you want it go on?


Punch line: Die, dye!


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Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?


Punch line: You might lose an i (eye)!


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