Long Jokes

 

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Joke: Why do circles, rectangles, and triangles go to the gym?


Punch line: To keep in shape!


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Joke: What is another name for the Periodic Table of elements?


Punch line: The atoms family!


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Joke: What's the difference between a jazz and rock guitarist?


Punch line: A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 100,000 people and a jazz guitarist plays 100,000 chords for 10 people.


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Joke: Why does nobody want to enter a contract with Wolverine?


Punch line: His retractable clause.


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Joke: How is wearing Crocs like getting a blow job from a guy?


Punch line: It feels great until you look down and realize how gay you are.


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