Long Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sea World to get baptized.

Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?

Joke: Yo mama's like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.