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Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"

The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."

The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"

The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."

The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"

The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"


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Joke: Chuck Norris drove across the country in a car without gas... Or an engine.


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Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.


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Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?


Punch line: When it is down to a quarter.


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Joke: Why can't a hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with its family?


Punch line: It is extremely unstable and always has alcohol.


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