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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.


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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!


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Joke: Why did the biologists fall in love?


Punch line: They wanted to grow mold together.


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Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?


Punch line: Fingernails.


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Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?


Punch line: Its 'p' is silent.


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