Good Jokes

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the roof? :l

Joke: Why did the boy spray the girl with the fire extinguisher?

Joke: Three men were told by God, " If you step on a duck, you shall marry the ugliest woman. However, if you do not step on a duck, you shall marry the most beautiful woman in all the land." The three men accepted. The first man stepped on a duck from not paying attention. The second man accidentally stepped on a duck in his son's room. The third man never stepped on a duck yet he was married to an ugly woman. He exclaims to God, "I have not stepped on a duck, why is my wife ugly?" Why has God given him an ugly wife?

Joke: I new a black guy once, until my mom sold him!

Joke: Yo mama so stupid when she got a pc and it said type a password with 8 character she typed in "Snow White and the seven dwarfs "