Good Jokes

Joke: Two kids are in the bathroom. As one is leaving the other yells to him, "In the fourth grade they teach us to wash our hands after we pee."

The other kid yells back, "In the fifth grade they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?

Joke: Why is pushing the envelope pointless?

Joke: A wife and her husband are at the dentist. The wife tells the dentist, "I don't have time for anesthesia, just hurry up and pull it."

The dentist replies, "You sure are a brave woman. Just show me which tooth it is and you'll be on your way."

The woman turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth honey."