Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.

Joke: A company once made Chuck Norris toilet paper. The only problem was Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape-Nuts was a STD.

Joke: Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

Joke: Why did the tomato get arrests?