Good Jokes

Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?

Joke: Why did the ghost sing off key?

Joke: *Man rubs a genie's lamp*
Genie: I am a genie, I will grant any one wish you wish.
Man: Okay. I want infinite wishes!
Genie: Come on, you know the rules. You can't do that.
Man: Okay. Could you make it so I understand women?
Genie: Infinite wishes it is!

Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!