Good Jokes

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: A man smells his wife making his favorite cookies as he is about to die. He decides to crawl downstairs to get one final treat before he goes. As he reaches for one of the cookies his wife smacks his hand with the spatula, "No! Those are for the funeral."

Joke: What do dogs celebrate on October 31st?

Joke: Why did the young strawberry cry?