Good Jokes

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Joke: Even if Chuck Norris got a sex change, he would still be the man.

Joke: Why do farts stink?

Joke: A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"

The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?"

The dog replies "Bark!"

He asks "What's on top of a house?"

The dog answers "Roof!"

Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?"

The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out.

The man says "What was that guy's problem?"

The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."