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Joke: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?


Punch line: In case they get a hole in one!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Danglerdoo!
John Danglerdoo who?
Really, how many John Danglerdoo's do you know? Let me in it's cold out here.


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Joke: A 90 year old woman goes on a date with a 91 year old man. When she gets home to her daughter she tells her "I had to slap him 4 times."

The daughter asks "Was he getting fresh?"

The old woman replies "No, I thought he had expired!"


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Joke: Chuck Norris tore a teddy bear's head off... And it bled.


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Joke: Where does a sheep get its hair cut?


Punch line: At the baa baa shop.


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