Good Jokes

Joke: A man comes home to his blonde wife crying violently. When he asks her what's wrong she replies "I've been working on this puzzle all day, but I can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."

Her husband grabs her hand gently and replies "Honey, put away the box of frosted flakes."

Joke: Can February march?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys inside of her motorcycle.

Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?

Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?