Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, the computer told her to "Press any key" and she searched for the 'any' key for hours before giving up.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she doesn't wear a tutu, she wears a fourfour!

Joke: Yesterday Chuck Norris made the statement "1 plus 1 equals 3."

In other news all mathematical proofs were disproved today by contradiction.

Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.