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Joke: A preacher is coming to the end of his sermon and he tells the congregation, "In preparation for next week's sermon, everybody read Leviticus chapter 28."
Next week when everybody comes in the preacher follows up, "Now who read Leviticus chapter 28?" Almost everybody raises their hands. The preacher says, "Okay, good. There is no Leviticus chapter 28. I'd like to begin my sermon on lying."
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By babylove4029
Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.
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Joke: Did you just pick your nose?
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: A man went to a brain store to get a brain to complete a study. He sees a sign indicating the profession of each type of brain. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for an engineer's brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for a programmer's brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for a lawyer's brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is a lawyer's brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to use to get one ounce of brain?"
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Joke: The Washington Redskins are going to change their name because of the historic shame and moral shortcomings associated with the name.
From now on, they will be referred to as simply The Redskins.
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