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Joke: What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?


Punch line: A nice little French colonial home.


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Joke: Little Timmy asked his dad "Where do people come from?"

His dad replied "Adam and Eve were the first people and they had children. Then their children had children and so on."

Later Timmy asked his mom the same question and she said "We evolved from monkeys."

Timmy went to his father and asked him why he lied and told him what his mother had said. His dad replied "Your mom was talking about her side of the family."


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Joke: Where do poor meatballs live?


Punch line: The Spaghetto.


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Joke: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?


Punch line: They are really good at it.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.


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