Good Jokes

Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"

The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."

The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"

The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."

The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"

The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"

Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.

Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your girl
Your girl who?
How many girls do you have!?

Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?