Good Jokes

Joke: What are all of Jaws clothes made out of?

Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!