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Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.


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Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.


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Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?


Punch line: Cold cream!


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Joke: A teacher is announcing her classes next speaker for career day, who happens to be a butcher. She says "He has chicken wings, pigs cheeks, and chicken breast."

One of the students blurts out "He must be really funny looking."


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