Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call a pony with a cough?

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband."

The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?"

She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it."

He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?"

She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car."

The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!"

She replies, "We have trouble communicating."

Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?

Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?