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Joke: What do you call a pony with a cough?


Punch line: A little hoarse!


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Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.


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Joke: A woman goes to her lawyer and tells him, "I want to divorce my husband."

The lawyer says, "Do you have any grounds?"

She replies, "Yes, we have a few acres. But there's nothing valuable on it."

He says, "That's not what I meant, do you have a grudge?"

She replies, "Yes, that's where I park my car."

The lawyer becomes angry at this point, "Why do you want a divorce?!"

She replies, "We have trouble communicating."


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Joke: What does a vampire that drinks his own blood say?


Punch line: It tastes irony!


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Joke: Why did the nurse bring a red pen to work?


Punch line: To draw blood.


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