Good Jokes

Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"

Joke: What did one window say to the other window?

Joke: What kind of toilet paper do mathematicians use?

Joke: Why can't a hemiacetal maintain a healthy relationship with its family?

Joke: What did people say when they saw the first dry erase board?