Good Jokes

Joke: A blonde walks into a bar. Shortly after another blonde walks into a bar. Ten seconds later two more blondes walk into the bar.

You think they would have caught on after the first two blondes didn't duck.

Joke: I was alone and very depressed last night, so I called a Life Line. Got a friggin' Call Center in Pakistan by mistake. Told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Bastards.

Joke: What is the formula for ice?

Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!